Welcome Maker of Pirates!   We are so happy to have you aboard!

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How many phone lines would you like us to protect?

(Not sure? You can add more to your account at any time!)

For just $18.99 per year ($1.59 a month), you get all of these features:

USE JOLLY ROGER AS YOUR MOBILE PHONE’S VOICEMAIL
If you don’t recognize the callerID, just let the call roll-over to voicemail and our robots will answer and take a message from real callers, but waste the time of telemarketers.   A VERY easy way to use our service!
USE SIMULTANEOUS RING

Simultaneous ringing lets you tell your phone company to always ring BOTH your phone AND a Jolly Roger robot. For landlines that use VoIP, most phone companies have a Simultaneous Ringing feature that makes it REALLY EASY to use our robots!

FREE Captain’s Log app

The Captain’s Log app (Help for Captain’s Log App) lets you listen to and share all the messages and pirate-recordings you get with your friends and family.

MAKE YOUR OWN PIRATES / ROBOTS !!!

We’ve got tons of pirate/robots for you, BUT if you feel creative, you can use our new FREE Pirate Maker app (Help for the Pirate Maker App) to make your own pirate/robot! Use it on your own line, or share it with our other users…either way it’s quick and easy to build a robot to frustrate scammers in new and funny ways!