Meet our Personal Robots (UK)
The Original Jolly Roger!
The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. “There’s a bee on me”) that have ungainfully occupied thousands of telemarketers.
020 3813-1730 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1720 if you do NOT want a recording
This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels. So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.
Demo of “Jolly Roger”
Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her. Let’s try not to get her mad!
020 3813-1735 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1725 if you do NOT want a recording
This caller is trying to steal credit card information.
After about 3:10 he can’t decide if he’s mad or aroused.
Demo of “Salty Sally”
Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time. A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey’s attention …. or not.
020 3813-1732 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1722 if you do NOT want a recording
Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills? Well, he doesn’t either. Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.
Demo of “Whitey Whitebeard”
What if Jolly Roger had a better half? Would she like talking to telemarketers, too? Of course! Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.
020 3813-1737 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1727 if you do NOT want a recording
Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information. After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.
Demo of “Jolly Jenny”
It’s always fun at Jack’s house, but he’s a busy man so you’ll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.
020 3813-1731 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1721 if you do NOT want a recording
Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer. He goes ballistic about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over….and eventually goes ballistic too!
Demo of “Whiskey Jack”
Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she’s so normal and enthusiastic. Before they know it they’ve wasted days stuck in the doldrums.
020 3813-1736 if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1726 if you do NOT want a recording
This caller wants to buy Debbie’s house. She’s interested but just can’t seem to make up her mind.
Demo of “Debbie Doldrums”