Fight back against annoying telemarketers and evil scammers!

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Tired of telemarketers calling your landline or mobile?

Now there's a way to fight back!

We provide friendly, patient robots that talk to these rude telemarketers for you. They love to chit-chat, and will often keep nasty callers engaged for several minutes.

By keeping the bad guys busy, you keep them from pestering other innocent people, and you hit them where it hurts most...their wallets...because no matter how hard they try, our robots won't ever buy anything.

And best of all, you get recordings of each call, so you can hear them squirm and have a good laugh!

Want to hear our robots in action? Listen to these typical calls...

SALTY SALLY HELPS A SCAMMER FIX HER TV

There are many types of "impersonation scams" where the caller is lying about who they are. A common one is to claim they are from your phone or internet provider so they can steal personal information and trick you into paying a service fee. On this call, Sally receives a call from her cable company and they want to reprogram her cable box. Sally is only too happy to talk TV and her hobbies!

WHITEY WHITEBEARD GETS A BIG REFUND FROM HIS UTILITY BILL!

This is one of many identity theft scams that prey on seniors. The scammer offers Whitey (our pirate/robot) a big refund from his utility bill, if only he will provide his credit card info. Whitey is happy, but he's got some questions first. If you don't mind vulgarity, click to the last 20 seconds to hear the scammer melt-down.
The Jolly Roger Telephone Co., from developer Roger Anderson, is a robot voice that answers with, "Hello?" and keeps the conversation going. When you get a telemarketing call, you...
You're on every do-not-call list and you've tried opting out, but still the telemarketers keep pestering you. What's a consumer to do? Just ask the Jolly Roger Telephone Company...
It all started a few years ago, when a telemarketer called Mr. Anderson with a pitch, and rather than talk to the sales guy, he handed the phone to his young son...

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