New Jolly Roger bots for Christmas! You can call them directly!

We recorded a Christmas Edition with Salty Sally (and her daughter!). You may have heard her on www.donotcallchristmas.com and she’s in the random rotation so she might be answering some of your calls. You can call her directly at 1-206-259-4976.

Also, Moby Dick is an extremely funny guy, and he recorded a Santa edition. We started with “what if a telemarketer happened to call Santa?” and I think he nailed it. He is also on www.donotcallchristmas.com and in the random rotation. But you can call him directly at 1-206-259-4975.

You can also summon them via text by sending “santa” or “ssxmas” to 214-666-4321. This is the “Summon a Pirate” feature and sometimes it’s easier to get a bot connected to your telemarketers this way on your mobile phone.

Anyway – enjoy the seasonal bots! We’ll try to get at least one more published in time for Christmas!

Thanks as always!

Roger

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Steve on December 15, 2017 at 11:34 am

Hey Roger, you’ve got a lovely singing voice. Do you ever think you might’ve gone into the wrong field? Anyway, thanks for the amazing service you offer to me personally, and to mankind as a whole. Merry Christmas!

Roger on December 15, 2017 at 12:52 pm

Thanks Steve!

The Santa bot is not me though. That guy is hilarious.
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Terry on December 15, 2017 at 10:40 pm

Season’s greetings, Roger!

I stumbled across your website last night via a story on the New York Times website: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/11/smarter-living/stop-robocalls.html

My wife and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to the various scam artists from your “Pick-a-Robot” page lose their collective minds. Genius, my friend! 😀

If your site’s software will allow it, I’ll post a “conversation” I had with Salty Sally’s Christmas Edition via link to my private server: bammbamm.org

http://bammbamm.org/Audio/Christmas_Tidings_with_Salty_Sally.mp3

Thank you, Roger, for providing this invaluable service. ‘Looking forward to subscribing to Jolly Roger Telephone Company *very* soon! : )

Respectfully,
Terry in Wichita

Terry on December 18, 2017 at 8:12 pm

Season’s greetings, Roger!

I stumbled across your website last night via a story on the New York Times website. My wife and I thoroughly enjoyed listening to the various scam artists from your “Pick-a-Robot” page lose their collective minds. Genius, my friend!

Thank you for providing this invaluable service. ‘Looking forward to subscribing to Jolly Roger Telephone Company *very* soon! : )

Roger on December 19, 2017 at 6:02 am

Thank you so much, Terry!
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- Terry on December 19, 2017 at 6:27 am
  
  (Apologies for the double post. Was unsure as to whether or not my links were allowed, so I provided a condensed version as an insurance policy.)
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