Hello Internet! Can you post some suggestions for bots here? Keep them simple! I’ve heard lots of great ideas about kids, dogs barking, things breaking, and other distractions. But this bot works best with simple inane statements. Humans can usually tell when things are scripted. I think the original bot works only because I’m inane in real life. When I try to get elaborate, they can tell.

So simple statements like “I was just posting something on Facebook but I’m done now. Say that again?”

Keep it clean. Go!