In this call, we hear a pleasant woman describe children dying of cancer and they could really use our donation. This is a pretty big charity calling from a legitimate caller-id and announcing their organization and even their parent organization. Nothing illegal about it. And as a non-profit, they do not have to honor the do-not-call list. Nice, eh?

However, if you do a quick search of the charity, you’ll find lots of red flags. According to the Better Business Bureau, they collected over a million dollars and only donated about $15,000 or so, presumably to fund their call center operation. But you’re on the phone with them and don’t have time to research this…

Anyway,¬†don’t hang up on these charities you big meanie! Don’t say no to them! Let my robot say yes to them for you! If all of you transfer these guys to a JollyRogerTelephone bot, it would¬†completely break their business model. Please join me in ending this madness!

Enjoy this latest call! And thanks everyone for listening!